Seven Castles

A Love Letter by an HR Executive

                                      

October 31, 2007

 

Dearest Ms Juliet,

 

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since October 25 (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on July 27, at 1800 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

 

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on- the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

 

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broadminded enough to be taken care of on your expense account.

 

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

 

Thanking you in anticipation.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Romeo (HR Executive)

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