Seven Castles

A Computer Husband

                                      

October 7, 2007

 

Husband: Hi dear, I am logged in.

 

Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?

Husband: Hard disk full.

 

Wife: Have you brought the dress?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

 

Wife: But I told you about it in the morning.

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, Retry, Cancel?

 

Wife: Where is your salary?

Husband: File in use. Read only. Try after some time.

 

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.

 

Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

 

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: By default.

 

Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband: System unstable. Press CTRL, ALT, DEL to reboot.

 

Wife: What is my value in your life?

Husband: Unknown virus detected.

 

Wife: Do you love your computer or me?

Husband: Too many parameters.

 

Wife: I will go to my dad's house.

Husband: Program performed illegal operation. It will close.

 

Wife: I will leave you forever.

Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.

 

Wife: It is worthless talking to you.

Husband: Shut down the computer.

 

Wife: I am going.

Husband: It is now safe to turn off your computer.

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