Seven Castles

Element of Woman

                                      

October 4, 2007

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

Chemical properties: Very active, but often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones, and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. Violent when left alone. Can absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

Usage: Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Serves as an extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth and probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Can be great aid to relaxation.

Tests: Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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